HEY...GUESS WHO'S WRITING A BOOK. Jill Kelley!! You know Jill, she's the Florida socialite who was getting e-mails' from David Petraeus' mistress and is knee deep in the whole scandal. Can't wait to read it...NOT!!!!
I MUST REALLY BE OUT OF IT. Not only was I unaware that Jessica Simpsons' father wanted an open marriage with his soon to be ex wife, but he had an affair beforehand with a GUY!!! I've just got to renew my subscription to the 'National Inquirer'.
HEY LADIES, GO GET A GAY FRIEND! Why you ask? A recent study revealed that women with male gay friends have a better body image and more positive feelings of sexual attractiveness. Researchers don't know why, but they're working on it. My guess would be...the ladies don't have to worry about sex rearing it's head...just friendship. Now you know.
WITH THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY fast approaching, scientists in Russia have announced the development of an alcohol pill. That's right, you'll be able to get drunk without drinking a drop. Now, let's see if we can come up with a great use for this...
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND AND JOIN me Monday morning from 9am to noon on 640 WHLO. Jim